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Joke of the Day
"Hey do you like bowpha? Bowpha deez nutts"
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"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor"
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"
"Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies? A: A baseball team"
"BRAAAAIDS -zombie sleepover"
"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."
"Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? He didn't want to get down on it."
"Son, when a man and a woman love each other very much that means they've probably only been dating 6-8 months."
"So this cravat came up to me and started weeping... ...I thought ""I can't *stand* emotional ties"""
"I once stood 2 Twix bars up. Allahu Snackbar! (It was originally ""Allahu Akbar"", but u/Disagreeing_Man made it funnier.)"