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Joke of the Day

"Why do bachelors like smart women? Because they're so rare."

"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."

"A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch... BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other way up!! (like a bird) BAT B: He's been having these fainting spells all week."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt."

"What do you call a rock climbing cow? A high steak situation"

"Full disclosure: all my tweets with less than 3 favs were made by my intern."

"Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater."

"Good cop: you two could go away for six years each for this Add cop: for a total of twelve years between you"

"Why is the British weather like Islam? Because it's either Sunni or Shi'ite"

"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"