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Joke of the Day

"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."

"""Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! ""Ok"" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right."" ""Wow um..neat..."""

"What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples? ""Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."""

"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."

"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"

"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"

"What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future? The iPhone Ayyyye-t"

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."

"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""

"What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom? Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call."