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Joke of the Day
"Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck."
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"What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod? [censored]"
"Organic Chemistry... You R-O-R get it, or you don't"
"When I'm happy, I drink and when I drink, I'm happy. Win/win!!"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"
"How do you know you're in a redneck family? When your sister's pussy tastes like your dad's dick."
"Wife: [holding old dog] I thought you took care of this yesterday Stormtrooper husband: *looks out back to see gun marks all over the yard*"
"A guy picks up a prostitute After they're done she says: I feel so loved. You fuck like a god! As they start smoking a cigarette in bed she asks: By the way, why do you have holes in your hands."
"Why Does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D-shells"
"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."