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Joke of the Day

"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You don't know...? Oh.. Man, that's lame."

"I knew a shopaholic woman who routinely ended relationships. She couldn't pass up a good buy (good bye)."

"Why are people not right in the head? Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!"

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"Dumb number jokes: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."

"Me: if u take an opinion and subtract 3.14, you're just left with onion. pretty crazy huh Girl at the bar im flirting with: *takes 9 shots*"

"I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw."

"A blonde fox gets caught in a fox trap... After a minute the fox realizes the only way out is to chew off it's leg. Three legs later... it's still in the fox trap."

"Shops. One time I was masturbating to a playboy magazine, girls were hot, the whole 9 years. But when I saw the front page I realized it was an american girl doll magazine."