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Joke of the Day

"Why are people not right in the head? Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!"

"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"

"How many whores does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change it, two to stick it in their assholes, and a final whore to film it."

"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"

"Where does an atom go when it breaks down? A quantum mechanic. lel"

"*man invents wheel* ""How can we possibly improve this?"" *Man invents wheel of cheese* ""Nailed it!"""

"Startling awake... is a good way to startle a wake"

"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."

"My wife made me into millionaire. I was a multi-millionaire before we met."