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Joke of the Day

"Dumb number jokes: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."

"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."

"Drinking could cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss."

"ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile"

"I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS"

"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"

"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."

"I just had a pervert audition to be the singer in my Paul Simon tribute band He sang ""50 ways to love your lever"""

"What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents? Jokes about Batman's parents can get old."