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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes taste is not a flavor, and class is not something you attend."
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"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."
"My dad taught me to swim by rowing me to the middle of a lake and tossing me overboard... It was pretty easy once I got out of the bag!"
"Me: ""You flunked the labs & the midterm. You need 154% in the final to pass."" Him: ""So there's still a chance?"" Me: ""Let me ask my unicorn."""
"I want to go to the afterlife to ask Robin Williams, ""How's it hanging?"" I'm not sorry."
"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"
"With grape soda comes grape responsibility."
"Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!"
"How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? .... Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)"
"What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first."