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Joke of the Day

"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."

"How do you tell the difference between a normal potato from a slutty potato? The slutty one has the sticker that reads Idaho."

"How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today."

"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""

"I decided to start growing a beard. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me."

"What do you call a friendly helicopter? A hello-copter"

"Adele joke Why the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side"

"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."

"I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot."

"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"