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Joke of the Day

"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."

"Women's Rights... What?. did you expect more?"

"Your call is important to us, we'll interrupt calming music every 30secs for the next 20mins to remind you that your call is important to us"

"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"

"Two men walk into a bar... Knock, knock."

"What if horses rode horses? And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses? Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!"

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"

"What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet? Swiping and wiping."

"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."

"What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison"