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Joke of the Day
"Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge? A : Four Nothing"
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"Which one of the ten men won the pun contest? No pun in ten did!"
"What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!"
"Why did the banker dump his girlfriend? He lost interest."
"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"
"""class... raise your hand if you know what ""getting laid"" means"" *room of 4th graders is silent* *kid with heelys raises hand*"
"The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off"
"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and My Computer? I actually care when my computer crashes"
"How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs? Don't worry, they'll tell you."