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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me"

"How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb? There's change in a lightbulb?"

"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"

"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""

"What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises."

"Why does George Bush not know how to read? Because he was a stupid twat who should have never become president."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Overpriced and bitter"

"I used to be into S&M. And necrophilia. And bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."

"Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit? He was impeached"