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Joke of the Day
"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"
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"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"
"*skips away in terror"
"Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office? A: A Tolkien Ring network."
"So, are you a sub? *he looks into my eyes* What do you mean, like a sandwich?"
"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."
"What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? A farte"
"My Favorite Anti Why was the Black Jew mad? He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."
"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."