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Joke of the Day

"Which one of the ten men won the pun contest? No pun in ten did!"

"The next President of the United States. The joke is in the title , but it makes me cry."

"Now, if you all will excuse me I'm going into my closet and I'm not coming out until I find something with an elastic waist..."

"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"

"I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state."

"Why do most French recipes require only one egg? In France, one egg is *un oeuf*"

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Given away for free at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."