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Joke of the Day

"I keep the streets safe at night by staying home."

"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."

"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."

"What does Sherlock call his friends? His Holmies"

"why do people do drugs for fun like have you ever tried mac n cheese"

"SEA LION 1: ""More like shark *weak* amirite?"" SEA LION 2: ""Hahaha"" SHARK: ""Hey guys, what ya watching?"" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]"

"Who writes ghost stories? A ghost writer."

"Teacher:""To which family does the elephant belong ?"" Pupil:""I don't know nobody I know owns one !"""

"Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula"

"How do we know that insects are so clever ? Because they always know when your eating outside !"