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Joke of the Day
"I keep the streets safe at night by staying home."
Next Joke
"Wait, what's that noise? Is there a dying cat outside? Oh...no...it's just a 50 yr old man racing a remote control car down the road."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff."
"My review of Ebert's latest venture: I give it 6 feet down"
"What does a duck call a tractor? A quacktor"
"My gay friend fell into the ocean Good thing he's so flambuoyant."
"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."
"I was gonna tell you a joke about the wind... ...But it blows"
"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."
"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."