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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff."
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"Chuck Norris died a few hours ago. Don't worry, he's fine now."
"Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul"
"""You think only God can judge you?"" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* ""Well THINK AGAIN!"" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*"
"What do Hillary Clinton and the World Trade Center have in common? Both collapsed on 9/11 after becoming overheated."
"Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!"
"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"
"Osama Bon Jovi"
"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."
"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."