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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy... Chuck Norris is a creative kind of guy, the last time he farted it was quite a big deal. Scientifically speaking, they call it the big bang."

"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !"

"Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet"

"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."

"Whats more offensive than black face? Orange face."

"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."

"What's white and smells like black paint? White paint"

"All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations."

"What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!"