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Joke of the Day
"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."
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"What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies? Jalapenetration."
"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."
"An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,' he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet."
"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"
"So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said ""What about the weasel?"" That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win."
"What rhymes with orange? no, it doesnt."
"Two peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted."
"Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica"