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Joke of the Day
"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."
Next Joke
"What are condoms? Something your worthless fuckup of a father couldn't afford."
"I have this condition, I wake up at ten to nine every day... Doctor says it is nothing serious just a mild case of ten-to-ninetis."
"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."
"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."
"What's worse than eating out your grandmother? Banging your head on the coffin lid."
"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"
"If only people were named after their tattoo's. This guy standing in front of me in Petro Canada Would be named Machine gun-Snake-Jesus."
"How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse."