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Joke of the Day
"All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations."
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"What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called? A Yutopia"
"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me"
"What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !"
"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."
"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"
"First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)"
"How to tell if someone doesn't crossfit"
"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"