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Joke of the Day
"All I'm saying is that the Care Bears gave me some very unrealistic expectations."
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"What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!"
"Proof that getting kicked in the nuts is worse than giving birth. Girls often say, yeah I'd have another baby. Guys never ask to get kicked in the nuts again."
"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"
"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"
"What's an emo's favorite ice cream flavor? Noose Tracks"
"To get to the other side Why did the time traveler cross the road?"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"
"I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food."