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Joke of the Day
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and use it again and again."
"A tree fell on a family's house and killed everybody. It was rootless."
"Read at own Risk "
"I'm not saying the Internet at this hotel is slow but if you're reading this tweet, it's likely 2016."
"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"
"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"
"I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was colour blind.. It came completely out of the green"
"I really hate seeing old people fall over, it makes me feel so bad. Maybe I should stop tripping them over."