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Joke of the Day
"Whats more offensive than black face? Orange face."
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"Why did the fallen child cross the road? Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination."
"I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine."
"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bartender said: ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" And the penguin responded: ""Why do you have a drink named Bill?"""
"Any time someone says ""have you seen that YouTube video?"" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone"
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... ... So he gives it to her!"
"My ten year old made me pay him $10 to do the dishes, so I mugged him on his way to the bathroom because, you know, life lesson."
"I have a new job. I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club. $300/week. That's not much, but it's all I can afford."
"I've finally finished my fresh herb cookbook It's about thyme"
"Good thing ""you only live once"" has really caught on otherwise we might all kill ourselves like it's no big deal"