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Joke of the Day

"Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet"

"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"

"Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch."

"When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"

"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."

"My friend told me he found a Gaylord Perry rookie card in his attic. Incredible. I had no fucking clue they made trading cards for the cast of Friends."

"What do my dick and my mind have in common? They both want to get blown."

"Can we survive without whales? No whey."