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Joke of the Day

"HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, It's the year of the snake !!! I'm still keep accidentally writing Dragon on all my checks."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal."

"He died doing what he loved: being alive"

"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."

"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."

"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."

"#MarriedPeopleIssues You hang up.. No, you hang up... You hang up.... Noooo, you hang up. They're your clothes. I'm not your maid."

"The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a scalpel, a bonesaw, a chest spreader, & ten cc's of nothing to lose."

"Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9."

"Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby."