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Joke of the Day

"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."

"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."

"Why do aliens only abduct white people? Because they are easier to see in the dark."

"There isn't such a thing as a communist school is there... They're all in classes?"

"What type of grapes to Indians like? Gangrapes Edit: do*"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."

"What did the man say when he sat on a candle? Fire in the hole!"

"Fastening a pendant around my son's neck before dying for him, ""Keep this always. The audience won't recognize you as an adult without it"""

"What do you call a late teacher? Mr. Bus"