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Joke of the Day

"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"

"For all you non-native English speakers out there... ""Read"" is pronounced like ""lead"", while ""read"" is pronounced like ""lead""."

"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"

"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships."

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter."""

"[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future? Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER."

"I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles. You know...heroin."

"The Most Dangerous Place on the Planet! Those BASTARDS!!! It's a [death trap](http://www.savagemill.com/wp-content/uploads/StoreFront_HandsOfTime.jpg)..."

"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."