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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."

"Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even? The odds are ever in their favours."

"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."

"The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex."

"I remember as a child lying in bed and waiting for Santa Claus to come. And how afterwards it would be so silent and awkward as he got dressed to leave."

"Someone hit someone with a knife between his fingers. I guess you could say he...Spiked his punch. ( )"

"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."

"Our topic today: Should we legalize monster trucks? We'll speak to monster truck expert Kevin, age 8. He believes they are ""cool and big."""

"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"