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Joke of the Day
"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."
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"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."
"What do you call a tight asshole? a noose"
"A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier. It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl."
"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?"
"I just explained Google to my Granny. ""Pick anything to search for"" I told her. ""What about a nice cream pie?"" She asked. ""Except that."" I replied."
"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."
"I like my cream like I like my slaves Whipped"
"I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+ is at the blood test."
"Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?"