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Joke of the Day

"The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex."

"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."

"Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)"

"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"How did Jim Henson die? He Kermitted suicide"

"I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up."

"why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"

"I asked a friend if he'd eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked ""From whose dog?"" I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor."

"Nostalgia It really isn't what it used to be."

"I like my girls like my whiskey Aged 18 years and single"