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Joke of the Day
"The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex."
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"If ""Pretty Woman"" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative, whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try."
"""Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"" says my accountant while rubbing his temples."
"I'd make an Apple joke... But they'd probably remove it."
"Why do they call it P.M.S.? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."
"Do you want a bag? A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. ""Do you want a bag?"" the cashier asks. ""No,"" the guy says, ""she's not that ugly."""
"police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places! Officer: Then stop going to those places."
"A Janitor starts up his car. ""Broom broom"""
"What do you call a crushed angle? A rektangle."