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Joke of the Day

"Why was the juice company losing customers? There was no punch-line."

"Need to call in a hot female carpenter to fix this morning wood."

"The login input fields spend the night at a hotel. Password stays for breakfast. Username checks out."

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"Where does the CIA buy its groceries? Whole Foods"

"A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job."

"Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that."

"I still don't know what the word ""Suicide"" means I've been killing myself trying to find the definition"

"I'm not saying I've had a lot to drink, but my foot just fell asleep so I drew dicks on it."

"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."