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Joke of the Day
"Need to call in a hot female carpenter to fix this morning wood."
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"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."
"What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation? Square Root. Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized."
"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."
"What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope? A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different..."
"Yes, Firefox. I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?"
"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."
"Alzheimer's Joke (might be a repost)"
"""Your keys are over THERE."" - Wow. You have eagle eyes! ""Yup. My vision is 20/20."" - No. I mean they're small, beady & kinda close together."