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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."
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"What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!"
"Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently."
"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"
"Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, ""Now thats-a spicy meatball!"" people will learn not to ask you things."
"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"
"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"
"I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home. I was met with a stoney silence. Something tells me that she's beginning to regret letting me name the twins."
"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"
"Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him"