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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world those who can count in binary and those who can't."

"What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat"

"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."

"I'm going to open a frozen pizza shop It's called ""Pizza By the Ice."""

"It's not working out because we like different things. For example, I like quiet evenings at home, and she likes someone else."

"Waiter waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !"

"My mother in law just died... It was a blessing though. I had been suffering for years."

"How can you avoid clickbait? Not like this."

"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."