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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"
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"Why are black people unfair? Because they're unfair."
"Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was fuckin' Goofy."
"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."
"GF: What a perfect night ME: It gets better *bends on 1 knee* Will you... GF: OMG yes! ME: *puts Space Jam DVD on her finger* put this in?"
"Number of ways to start a terrorist attack: 321 BOOM!"
"Knock knock, interrupting cat (warning, do NOT tell joke in busy public areas) Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting cat Interrupting ca... MMEEAAOOWW"
"In regards to the recent ruble crash in Russia A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble for buy milk bread and vodka?"" His father replies ""20 ruble? What you need 50 ruble for?"""
"Just found out my bank won't cash these so-called ""rain checks."" This is bullshit."
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years to life"