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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Read me one of your funny tweets Me: Not right now I'm working Boss: Bahahahaha tell me another one"

"Where did the word ""etymology"" come from?"

"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."

"Oil is so cheap nowadays That I have 5 unused bottles of lube"

"What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice? A Dell."

"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"

"A close talker, a loud talker, and a cougher walked into an elevator to punish me for not hitting the close door button fast enough."

"I put the 'fun' in 'dyslexic'."

"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said ""What ya doin'?"" She said ""Buying luggage."""

"What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wooly jumper."