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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work? Because it wouldn't commute!"

"Maria Sharipova has been banned from tennis for 2 years There's a sign at every court with her mugshot that says ""do not serve this woman""."

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."

"What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny? Downvote it."

"Dear men, We love you until you forget to call or show up late or breathe the wrong way - women P.s you're reading this tweet wrong"

"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."

"What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !"

"I was watching the women's Golf earlier. They couldn't drive, but boy, can they use an iron."

"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."