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Joke of the Day
"Oil is so cheap nowadays That I have 5 unused bottles of lube"
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"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
"I found a way that will get you naked in seconds It'll knock your socks off"
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"How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better."
"What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common? One prick...and it's all over."
"Do we even know if ducks can fart? We should put a guy on that."
"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."
"Sometimes when your sad, no one cares. Sometimes when you cry, no one sees. Sometimes when you leave no one notices. But fart just one time."