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Joke of the Day

"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"

"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."

"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."

"Pouring one out for your homie is extra sad because first your friend died and now there's a mess."

"my beloved wife was on the second earth as it detached from our earth and drifted forever #FirstWorldProblems"

"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"

"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."

"*holds ""bunny ears"" over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*"

"What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers."

"Triscuits are a good snack if you've already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands"