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Joke of the Day

"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"

"Each year I get invited to go on vacation with the same group of annoying people but I can't say no because they're my husband & children."

"Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL"

"League of Legend Spell Why do Summoners spell still exist if Summoners what delete in Lol ?"

"Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A: They all have phones."

"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years to life."