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Joke of the Day

"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"

"What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi retarded."

"A wise old man once told me... ...to bend over."

"The woman's bumper sticker claimed she was pro-life... ...but her reckless driving suggested otherwise."

"What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend? taking out a provoloan"

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"

"Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? They keep getting lost at sea."

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo."

"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."