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Joke of the Day
"What is the holiest chord? G sus"
Next Joke
"I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward"
"I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door. ""Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"""
"This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage."
"Four years ago I asked a girl out on a date and today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"
"First time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."
"As a guy in the porn industry... I work hard."
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"