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Joke of the Day

"This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water. Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage."

"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""

"There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus."

"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."

"I am suicide bomber AMA Wow this blew up fast."

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."

"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"

"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."

"""Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare website to update our app!"" - Twitter"

"The Honorable Judge Matthew McConaughey enters the court room All rise all rise all rise."