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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a paedophile pirate? Aaarrrrrrr Kelly!!"
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"What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin."
"I wish I were as attractive to women as I am to mosquitoes."
"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."
"Gurl are you Quantum Mechanics 'cause you got 10 different interpretations of everything, none of which fully corresponds with reality."
"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."
"Did do hear about the part of my house that died from a drug overdose? He was an attic"
"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"
"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."
"What do you get if you breed a hedgehog and a grass snake? *Interbreed. A meter of barbed wire. It's funnier in Russian"