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Joke of the Day

"As a guy in the porn industry... I work hard."

"My pick-up line used to be ""Hey babe, I'm a hotspot. Wanna log-on""? doesn't work anymore, now they just yell at me ""fuck off you homeless begger""."

"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"

"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."

"When God closes a door, he opens a window. So God's pretty clearly getting high in his dorm room."

"All I have is blood on my hands now. Papercut"

"Son and a Blow Job A man is sitting at home and his son walks in from school. The son says ""Dad! I had my first blow job today!"" And the father says ""really? How was it?"" ""It tasted awful!"""

"Confucius say, man who fart in church. Sit in own pew."

"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."

"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"