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Joke of the Day

"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. .. The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet."

"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."

"Turns out Danny Devito isn't so short after all... ...just found out the figurines on his parents' wedding cake were actual size."

"I spent the night on a 4th dimensional alien ship. Surprisingly the surroundings were very familiar. Except in the bathroom they had a glory cube."

"Wanna read a Joke? Women's Rights"

"What's black and white and red all over? A cow that's just been murdered."

"Apple recently created a more child-friendly iTouch. It's called the iTouch-Kids."

"T-REX: So you going to Tim's surprise party? TIM TRICERATOPS (behind them): My what? RAPTOR: More like Tyrannosaurus Wrecks EVERYTHING"