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Joke of the Day

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

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"Today, I'm going to give it my some."
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"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."" Edit: Yaaaaay front page of jokes."
"If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno... ...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too."
"The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever."
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