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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penisLADDER I MEANT LADDER"

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."

"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."

"Twitter=Whats happening? FB=Whats on your mind? FourSquare= Where am I? Quora=what? Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me?"

"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? Fruity."

"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"

"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."

"What do you call a dog wearing a watch? You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog."

"Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes? Biologists, they work with genes all the time."