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Joke of the Day
"How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000? Smells like teen spirit."
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"Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose"
"[flicks cigarette out window] submarine captain: you fool!"
"Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear? *(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim..."
"[the noise of everyone talking at a party randomly goes silent] ME: i call hot dogs meat pickles"
"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"
"Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me."
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"
"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself."
"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"