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Joke of the Day
"Mario's Jeans What kind of jeans does Mario wear? *(in appropriate melody)* Denim, denim, denim..."
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"Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper."
"Don't open a store on Mt. Everest You'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there..."
"I took my girlfriend home to meet the family My wife went fucking ballistic"
"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."
"[First date] Ok, don't let her know you're a pharmacist Her: Can you pass the salt? ""Sure, it'll be ready in two hours."""
"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."
"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."
"If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1"
"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"