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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"
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"No, I don't need a bag; I'm gonna juggle this 12 pack, this bag of ice and this whole roasted chicken on my unicycle while whistling Dixie."
"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."
"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"
"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"
"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""
"TIFU by switching up by customer's sandwich orders at Subway Opps wrong sub."