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Joke of the Day
"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."
Next Joke
"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."
"They say what kills you in your past life is your biggest fear in this life.. But I'm pretty sure premature ejaculation never killed anyone"
"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."
"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."
"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"
"What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water? ""I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"""
"What do you call a Mankee who Raps A Rhymeape"
"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."
"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."