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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash"
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"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"
"How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog? When it's pure bread."
"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"
"""Happy birthday! "" - Oh wow! A necklace! I love- wait... Did you get me a fake diamond? ""Well, it's not really your 29th birthday either"""
"What is the difference between the Cleveland Browns and Santa...... Santa is still relevent in december"
"What is a thespian pony? A little horse play!"
"Did you hear about the farmer who tried to be a stand up comedian? His jokes weren't dairy funny."
"How do you throw a party in space? You planet."