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Joke of the Day

"The problem with political jokes is that... They get elected."

"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."

"What are the two fastest things in the world? Second fastest: your butthole snapping shut. Fastest: That little drop of water..."

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof."

"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"

"What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A woman that won't do what she's told."

"Sometimes I get shivers in my spine just thinking about how much tougher Popeye would've been if he'd eaten fresh spinach instead of canned."

"Vanilla body wash.... smells amazing.... tastes like shit. Someone needs to figure that out."