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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door."

"I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone... Now it's Hans free..."

"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."

"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"

"I really want to see ""Constipation: The Movie"" but it hasn't come out yet."

"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."

"It's like my golf instructor thinks I'm mature enough to handle him talking about balls, and how to properly grip the club."

"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"

"There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"""You're cute when you're mad."" ""Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable."""