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Joke of the Day
"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"
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"What do a plumber and a walrus have in common? They both like a good, tight seal."
"What's the opposite of Cristopher Walken... Cristopher reeve."
"If God didn't want me to scratch my ass he wouldn't have made it taste so good."
"Why is the door to heaven always open? Because Jesus was born in a barn."
"Throw stones at people who live in glass houses. They won't throw them back because they've been told their whole life that they shouldn't."
"Why is Jesus terrible at hockey? He keeps getting pinned to the boards."
"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"
"Is there some kind of platonic version of Tinder? Asking for a friend."
"There have been a lot of pro nazi posts on here lately Anne Frankly I'm sick of it"